Something like this happens.
Ok. It was a little crazy there for a minute. But I'm ok. I'm back. All I've been doing is working, sleeping and ordering pizzas. And avoiding everything else. That is, everything else outside of the work-sleep-pizza dynamic (er.. tribunal..). That's why I incorporated a triangle into the design of my business card. Not (as many of my classmates thought) because the triangle is soundest shape for construction bla bla nonsense. No. The triangle is there to represent work-sleep-pizza. That's all. It's a subliminal message about my attitude that I was hoping to get across to potential clients. It sounds terrible, right, I know.. But think about it (God knows I have.. ), at the end of the day, who do you want working for you? Work-Sleep-Pizza? Or Work-going-to-Hawaii-going shopping-have-a-hair-a-appointment-I-need-some-space-it's-not-you-it's-me-reservations-at-the-Plaza-redoing-the-kitchen-I'll-have-to-check-my-palm-pilot-chocolate-martinis-caviar-and-later-eight-hot-pockets-I-stole-this-scarf-from-Hermes-last-year-and-my-lawyer-cut-a-deal-with-the-judge-which-explains-this-tracking-device-around-my-ankle-so-now-I-can't-wear-boots-all-winter-(or-skirts)-can-I-put-you-on-hold-a-tylenol-two-valium-and-a-part-of-a-doughnut (a loaf of bread a carton of milk and a stick of butter* )? (the above loosely based on my downstairs neightbor. I don't really know her. It's just a vibe..) I mean that isn't even a shape. That can't even be translated into a shape unless it had like a thousand points (very prickly!) or was more of some kind of amorphous blob. How are you going to put that on a business card? No. Work-Sleep-Pizza ROCKS, and not just as a lifestyle..
*From Sesame Street. If you don't know what this is you are NOT in your thirties.