Whenever my phone rings I remember that it's still on a one-beep setting. I need to change it back but I keep putting it off. It turns out that changing things like the settings on my phone interrupts my workflow. It breaks down as follows:
1. My phone rings.
2. I remember that it's still on one-beep setting.
3. I stop everything.
4. I go search for my phone.
5. I change the settings on my phone.
6. I go back to my desk.
7. I get into several well meaning yet unnecessary conversations along the way.
8. I sit down.
9. I attempt to get back into previous mode of workflow.
10. I stare blankly at my computer.
11. I think about the concept of one's 'body of work'.
12. I think about the meaning of the word legacy.
13. I think about the sunshine.
14. I think about getting up and leaving the building. About never coming back.
15. I go get a cookie.
So, as you can see, it is for very good reason that things such as changing the one-beep setting on my phone (which was employed specifically to be less disruptive months ago but is no longer necessary) have yet to be addressed. Because such interrupts my fairly gullible, easily confused, much too fickle yet somehow lovable workflow. I could write about it all day long. I won't. But I could (just a little warning that things could start to go that way at any time).